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Bigger Phil

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Thursday, February 11th 2010, 4:49am

W10 Pledge :-)

Anti-Elf Pledge



As many as you know, W10 is over run with Elf lovers, Elf avatars, and meaningless conversations about elves and elfish activities. This madness much stop! The only way is to pledge that you will stay true to the following principles. Taking this Pledge will slow down this behavior and will keep you pure from these evil influences.

1. I will not have an Elf avatar.
2. I will not quote Elfish poetry in the SB.
3. I will not post Elfish poetry on my profile.
4. I will not post Elfish poetry on my order page
5. Rules 2-5 also apply to Elf Songs.
6. Lords of Rings Books and Movies are for entertainment, they are not a life style.
7. You will not commune with wood land creatures.
8. You will not run an “Elf Deck” in any popular collectible card games.
9. You will not visit places like Rivendale, Darnassus or Silvermoon.
10. You will not eat Keebler cookies.
11. All toys for children, must be store bought. Or made by human hands.
12. Elf knights named Legalos are exempt from the above rules.
13. You may purchase elven boots and cloaks.
14. You may eat Elfish waybread but not cookies.
15. I will not give a ticket to anyone with an elf avatar.
16. Using non English words, obscure words (Drow) and other fairy sounding names are forbidden to mask your knight from its true Elfish nature.
17. Using single Elfish words as some sort of cutesy mantra or motto is disallowed.
18. You will not flirt with Elfish maidens.
19. You will not travel to the underworld
20. You will not inter marry with Elves.

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Thursday, February 11th 2010, 7:14am

I must protest this pledge, but thank you for the exception Phil. It is kindly noted and appreciated. One more thing, it's "Elvish" not "Elfish". :)

;)

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Thursday, February 11th 2010, 7:22am

LMAO
-all accounts retired, too busy in RL anymore-

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Thursday, February 11th 2010, 3:02pm

They dont merit the Elvish monniker

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Friday, February 12th 2010, 12:17am

Signed! Elves are overrated. :cursing:

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Friday, February 12th 2010, 12:25am

Signed

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Friday, February 12th 2010, 6:30pm

think of the dwarfs!!!

*puts up a sign post*
~Signed~

*goes to find his hobbit avi :P*
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Saturday, February 13th 2010, 6:27am

signed! I dont play W10, however, if they take over here, how long will it be until the infest W4? :thumbdown:

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Sunday, February 14th 2010, 3:34am

What about cookies?

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Sunday, February 14th 2010, 5:07am

Mmmm.... Cookies....

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Sunday, February 14th 2010, 5:32pm

cookies made in a tree---no thank you! The tree is like a living community of bugs, fungi, birds, and other animals. Would you really like your cookies baked in a place like that? NO Thanks! Keebler cookies are straight up nasty!

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Wednesday, February 17th 2010, 10:47pm

The Premium Barrier

The Premium Barrier has inflicted great harm to the Elven horde. Their numbers seemed to be diminished greatly. Maybe just a few mopping up operations needed.

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Thursday, February 18th 2010, 12:35am

To make up for it, just because I can, I just converted myself into Elvism :)

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Thursday, February 18th 2010, 3:27pm

the premium barrier may have caused some of the elves to disappear... but some normal players are also suffering :(
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Thursday, February 18th 2010, 7:18pm

Which category are you in? Elf or human? :|

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Thursday, February 18th 2010, 8:17pm

ummm overweight robin that looks human... ish?
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Friday, February 26th 2010, 2:57am

2 Elves left on W10. We are now at a manageable amount

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Friday, February 26th 2010, 1:46pm

who are they Phil,I'll get them! :pinch:
Instead of proposing a penalty, Socrates instead proposes a reward for himself: as benefactor to Athens, he should be given free meals in the Prytaneum, one of the important buildings which housed members of the Council.





And that's why tixxers should pay my premium.

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Sunday, February 28th 2010, 3:26pm

Signed..

They are Bad there.. :thumbdown:
  • W4 Devil Dog
    W6 Devil-Dog Passed on
    W7 Semper Fi Passed on W7 Devil-Dog....damn im back
    W8 Devi-Dog Passed on
    W10 Devil Dog


For people with bad memories....

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Tuesday, March 9th 2010, 12:36am

With only one Elf remaining- the battle has been won. I leave W10- happy and content. Mission Accomplished!

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Tuesday, March 9th 2010, 8:48am

Never leave behind and Elf-man -woman or -child that could ever raise a sword!

Quitter...
Want to come to W4? No available (or affordable) characters fo you to get hold of?
Join using my recruitment link and send me a PM. When you reach level 10 i will sell you the best equipment for that level at minimum price, giving you the best possible start.
Depending on your Character Development, there may even be a minimum priced Dragon Sword for you at level 20. Offer only available to the next 4recruits at this time.
http://www.holy-war.net/?ref=19431-4ENHW

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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 3:30am

Side Note-

The Elves had no moral, legal or ethical rights to the treasure at Lonely Mountain in the Hobbit. Just Greedy Elves! Another reason to smash the Elves in W10 if they ever reestablish themselves.

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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 3:55am

Those were dwarves at the Lonely Mountain, Phil. Elves never even showed up in that story, if I recall.

Sheesh, learn your geek mythology! :rolleyes:

Now I think I'm going to have to start an elf character in W10 just to annoy you.

By the way, if an elf fad has taken over, does this mean that the vampire fad that infected W5 and maybe also W6 is now dead ?(



P.S. We have an Orc of Death running around in W4, and orcs are merely fallen elves. Maybe you should do something about this, too, Phil. :P

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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 8:34am

the elves came and attacked the dwarfs saying they wanted a share :P





so did the men, goblins and that 5th army
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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 12:32pm

By the way, if an elf fad has taken over, does this mean that the vampire fad that infected W5 and maybe also W6 is now dead ?(
I thought it started in w3 with The Vampire Prince and Axistame ??? but they are gone now :P
And there are vampires in w10 >_> Stupid twilight obsessed... [deleted for content]

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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 1:31pm

The Elves first appeared in Rivendell (we all know Elrond from the LOTR movies [Agent Smith from The Matrix] he was in the Hobbit too!) then in Mirkwood, where they took Bilbo and the Dwarves prisoner for disturbing the king's feast. Bilbo helped them all escape in barrels, with the aid of his magic invisibility ring - the one that later turned out to be The One Ring To Rule Them All.
Finally, they visited Rivendell again on the way back to The Shire.

Some people!
Want to come to W4? No available (or affordable) characters fo you to get hold of?
Join using my recruitment link and send me a PM. When you reach level 10 i will sell you the best equipment for that level at minimum price, giving you the best possible start.
Depending on your Character Development, there may even be a minimum priced Dragon Sword for you at level 20. Offer only available to the next 4recruits at this time.
http://www.holy-war.net/?ref=19431-4ENHW

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Thursday, March 11th 2010, 4:16pm

Signed and posted on my profile:D

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Saturday, March 13th 2010, 10:23pm

Will now re-join world 10 as....... Thoriln Silverleaf... NYER :P 8) :thumbsup:



lol....



I even made an avi for it :P







HAHAHAHA, bring on the Elvish Hordes 8o

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Scaragoth" (Mar 13th 2010, 10:50pm)


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Friday, March 19th 2010, 1:57pm

Wonders if the elves in "The Battle of Five Armies" were trying to do any early form of income redistribution?

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Tuesday, March 23rd 2010, 10:16pm

I have left W10 with my legacy avi ^^




Phil, you have failed to eradicate elves in W10! :)

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Wednesday, March 24th 2010, 7:17pm

yes- I have. Boaz quit you quit, legalos quit, Silver greenleaf quit, keebler quit, arwin quit, Lady Gadariel quit, ......I think I eradicated them.

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Wednesday, March 24th 2010, 10:14pm

Almost makes me feel like going back, just to prove you are wrong :cursing:

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Thursday, March 25th 2010, 3:47am

But then you will regain your nerdette powers! BP has won and is RIGHT!

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Thursday, March 25th 2010, 9:19pm

Nerdette? Nice word :|

I'll bring chaos and elves in your order then, just because I can ^^

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Thursday, March 25th 2010, 10:31pm

Smexy Elven maidens are fine on W8 W10 is an elf free zone.

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Wednesday, April 21st 2010, 12:27am

the elves may have left... but the "Holy families" have started... it is not long til e-babies... and with the messed up ness of w10... elven jeans might infect these e-babies...
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Friday, May 7th 2010, 11:53pm

I missed all the Elf Action!? Darn it!

HW families were in w9, but only 1 person wanted to be in my family :(

If I know anything about Elf-lore, it was "elfish", until Tolkien turned it into "elvish".
w2=Caradoc [Pagan] w5=Lord Kerak [TUA] w8=Little Sin [SOULS] w9=Sinbad [Arabs] w10=Caradoc [CLUB] w11=Nevyn [OTIS] w12=Sinbad [FAT] INT1=Caradoc [HPC]

HW:?: 2 words.... X P

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Saturday, May 8th 2010, 12:15am

Elfish jeans ride up and give you poison ivy!

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Sunday, August 8th 2010, 7:49pm

LOL we need more elves in w10 ......i just noticed they werent there any more :pinch:

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Sunday, August 8th 2010, 8:32pm

The Elves were crushed with the power of positive peer pressure.