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Demon Stabber

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 10:24am

Plunder Text Contest (week 1) - 2.8.2010 - 8.8.2010

Please post your plunder text entries here in this thread. This week we are looking for texts for a small plunder booty.

The rules:

- Write only your plunder text, and nothing else. All posts which are not merely plunder texts will be deleted. Discussion, celebration, and virtual applause should be taken to the discussions thread.
- The usual forum and game rules apply to the contest entries as well - nothing insulting of offending is permitted.
- You may submit as many different plunder texts for consideration as your creativity can manage.
- The thread will be closed on Sunday at 23:59 server time. All entries must be posted before that time.


Have Fun!!!
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Satyros

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 11:22am

Happy with your day's plunder, you retire to a tavern. As you leave, a fight breaks out over a game of thimblerig. You step in and manage to break it up. The landlord offers you a handsome reward for keeping the peace.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 1:34pm

Message for a 60 minute, 0/0 plunder!


You have just spent the last hour attempting to teach English to Tibbs! After tearing out all your hair and beating your head against a brick wall you go home to contemplate your EPIC FAIL!


8o 8o 8o


(sorry for spamming, but found this thread after my initial post on another thread!) ;)
The biggest thing, lacking in the world today, is "Common sense"! (and the ability to think before acting!) ;) :thumbsup:
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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:07pm

A wishful thinking one...


You help a frail elderly woman across a busy road. In gratitude, she grants you 24 hours free premium.



or, more likely....


You help a frail elderly woman across a busy road. Unfortunately, she turns out to be a not-so-elderly man in disguise and smacks you upside the head with the Golden Brick and runs off with some of your gold. -20 gold and 10 xp.


:P
(sorry for spamming, but found this thread after my initial post on another thread!) ;)


ditto!
Proverbs 22:10 Cast out the scorner and contention shall go out; yea, strife and reproach shall cease.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:25pm

You befriend a Noobian while beginning a daily plunder. Pachii is likable but a foul mouthed fellow who offers to introduce you to his friends in a Noobian village. You begin the easiest plunder of your career. Not much gold or XP, but alot of fun.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:26pm

You find a chest loaded with gold.When you heave the heavy load onto your horse you start the rodeo of your life.Your horse bucks his way down the road losing gold all along the way.Sadly, you can only collect a little gold.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:27pm

You plunder a tomb whilst traveling to the next Holy Battle in North Africa. The curse written in hieroglyphics does not frighten you at all, but when you spot the snakes you run in fear plundering just a little gold.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:29pm

You raid a Scottish town in hopes of huge haul. You get away with only a few bagpipes in a tough battle. You finally are able to sell the bagpipes to an artisan that makes women’s purses. You would have gotten more if you had taken the kilts.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:29pm

Contest

During a real slow day you deside to rob the golden teeth of a fat monk. Sadly you find the tax collector waiting at your house !!!

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:29pm

A strange light surrounds you and your horse and you are transported to the 21st century. You feel out of place until you see the Capital One Vikings in a commercial. But when you return to HW, your 21st century money is traded for a little gold.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:29pm

A monastery is the perfect haul. But on your way home you see a maiden getting married. She is so beautiful that you want to make her wedding day the best ever. You present Esther with nearly all of your haul and you head home with a joyful heart.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:30pm

You run into your Noobian friend Pachii on a bad plunder trip. You challenge Pachii to improve his foul mouth using a cuss jar where he pays a piece of eight for each banned word. You get some gold and accounting experience.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:31pm

You set a paper bag of poo on erialc’s doorstep and set it on fire. You knock on the residence door, and then run to the back entrance. While she is putting out the fire and then cleaning her boots, you make off with a little gold.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:31pm

As you wander through the city streets on a moonless night, a chill goes up your spine as you spot a shadowy figure in a cape. It is Harbinger time. You quickly pickup a Google spreadsheet and plunder Black Wind’s pre-strike list.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:32pm

You awake to a vision of three Mods of Holy War greatness. Dradaki, AbS and Profundus appearing in a ghostly mist. They point towards a grave stone in the cemetery. The headstone is marked AZ. You find a coin purse with some gold there.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 2:32pm

As you walk through the HW tavern, you see many immortal legends of the game. Grog and the reindeer, falcotron, PsionicMage, erialc, Aithne, Snatcher, TMR and others talking good times. You quickly pinch Dasha’s purse for a small haul.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 5:01pm

On your way to a raid, you spot a person has named themselves after a story you

once wrote. Considering this copyright infringement, you grab the person’s underwear

and stretch it over their head. Witnesses pay you for the entertainment.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 5:02pm

After volunteering to be the kings mead taster, you quickly realize why he needs one. You head for the nearest shrubbery to heave your guts, gaining 2 experience and a bit of gold.
Just here to spread hate and discontent


OK, moving on now...

OdinBelakor

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 5:35pm

One night while at the tavern, someone challenges you to a belching contest. You quickly dispatch of your foe with an eardrum-shattering effort, but he runs off like a little girl. You collect the small sum of gold he left on the bar.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 6:52pm

On your way home from a good plunder, you stop at the tavern. A girl is on stage and she mesmerizes you with moves you have not seen since the 1000 years war. Louise keeps you watching intently for hours. When you get home you find you have a lot less cash than expected.

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 9:06pm

A night filled of drinks at the taven fills you with the need to marry a porcupine with a cactus, resulting in you being the laughing stock of the village

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 9:54pm

u r plunderin a city nd yer bes frnd get injurd en da prosess. ye ahv aa chois between carin fer im or continuin yer plundr. ye go fer aa third chois nd hed home fer aa drink..
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..

The Missing Rum

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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 10:18pm

You head off to a town to plunder it's wealth. Unfortunately Falcotron has already been there and taken most of their gold

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "The Missing Rum" (Aug 5th 2010, 10:42am)


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Monday, August 2nd 2010, 11:22pm

you come across a begger at the side of the road
your 1st thought is to chuck him some change
your second thought is....
28 gold
2xp

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 1:06am

After searching all night without any sucess

you return some empty lix bottles to the store to cash in

28 gold

2 xp

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 2:28am

small success text entries

[list]
  1. A pushes B's face into the muck beside a pig barn. B chokes and waves their arm frantically, signaling for a quick surrender. (126)
  2. A, finding a set of kitchen knives in a marketstall, hurls them at B. B ducks, plucks one from the air and throws it back at A. A ends up with a fish knife in their shield and drops it. B then runs up and kicks A in the shins, laughing like a maniac. (250)
  3. A chases B up into the mountains, where they engage in a vigourous snowball fight. After several hours, the fight is inconclusive, and the damp, bruised contestants wearily trail back down the mountain for hot chocolate and mead. (229)

[/list]

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An he ought to be gagged
With his hounds and his horn in the morning.

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 4:24am

On the way home from the blacksmith you are attacked and left with a little gold
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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 4:27am

After you wife spends almost all your gold you are left with almost nothing. :thumbsup:
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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 4:31am

After a hard day at work as a gravedigger you end up with a little gold.
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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 4:51am

After a night of heavy drinking, you wake up next to a rather unsavory-looking woman. Soon after you begin to notice a burning sensation when you pee. She gives you a small sum for your pain.

:D

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 5:08am

After losing all of your gold at Thimblerig. A homeless man feels sorry for you and gives you some gold. :D
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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 5:21am

On the way home from work in the dark, you get scared and start running. While running you drop most of your gold and end up with....
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Satyros

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 10:19am

You finally hunt down the farmer's wife which has been restricting your plunder for so long. In an act of spite, you attack her and take all the gold you find on her person.

Tiberius Leodegan

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 10:24am

u r plunderin a villaeg whn ye ear aa rich bagpipe tuun. ye stop plunderin nd lisen ta da musik, nd lern dat da biges welth is nay Gold nor slaves bt musik. so ye desyds ta don a kilt nd disapeer inta da ighlands wit Tibers bagpiper troup..
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 6:55pm

During a real slow day you deside to rob the golden teeth of a fat monk...not bad. Sadly you find the tax collector waiting at your house!!!

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 8:17pm

2xp low gold

On the way home from a successful plunder in the woods, you encounter a swarm of bees. To avoid massive swelling due to allergies, you frantically run away, dropping nearly all of your gold.





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OdinBelakor

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 8:51pm

On the way to a raid, you pass a playground. You see the kids playing, but when you approach them to join, one of them yells, "Get him!" A dozen children tackle you, kick you in the shins, and take all but the small stipend hidden in your sock.

Tiberius Leodegan

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 8:56pm

ye desyds ta prov yer brevree by plundrin Ynys Mon wit aa buter nife. ye end up bein plunderd yerself, down ta yer cloths nd honor. unabel ta faes da world, ye desyds ta spen yer las daes en da abbey o St. Tiber.
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..

Tiberius Leodegan

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 8:59pm

aftr returnin frm aa sucesful plundr, yer cheef ordrs ya ta shaer da loot wit yer fella clannmen. aftr da distributon, yer left wit vry few peec o Gold. disgustd, ye giv tis ta yer servent.
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..

Tiberius Leodegan

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 9:01pm

whiel plundrin yer land fer crop, ye com cross aa pot o Gold. whn da Baron coms ta noe bout tis, he desyds ta kip it fer emself. mebe u wer nevr ment ta be rich..
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..