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Demon Stabber

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Monday, August 9th 2010, 4:36pm

Plunder Text Contest (week 2) - 9.8.2010 - 15.8.2010

Please post your plunder text entries here in this thread. This week we are looking for texts for a large plunder booty.

The rules:

- Write only your plunder text, and nothing else. All posts which are not merely plunder texts will be deleted. Discussion, celebration, and virtual applause should be taken to the discussions thread.
- The usual forum and game rules apply to the contest entries as well - nothing insulting of offending is permitted.
- You may submit as many different plunder texts for consideration as your creativity can manage.
- The thread will be closed on Sunday at 23:59 server time. All entries must be posted before that time.


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Monday, August 9th 2010, 5:22pm

After a rarther enjoyable Order Battle your on your way home
when you spot a tixer burying his Battle Haul
you hang around and wait for him to leave
then dig it up and leg it before he comes back
833 gold
10 xp

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Monday, August 9th 2010, 5:29pm

after a great night in the tavern with your friend
your walking home together along the river bank in a very happy mood
when you suddenly realise that hes more of an acquaintance than a friend.....
splash
1100 gold
10 xp

Ranock_Ironfist

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Monday, August 9th 2010, 7:36pm

Your training has paid off. While in a neighboring city, you are confronted by a nobleman, in which you win the duel. He pays you a handsome sum to keep you from ruining his reputation.

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Monday, August 9th 2010, 8:54pm

While out hunting in the forest you get caught in a trap. You hang upside down for several minutes, before the owner of the trap steps out to admire his handiwork. At the precise moment he walks directly under you, the rope snaps and you land on him, crushing him with the weight of your armour. You then steal all the gold you find on his person.

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Monday, August 9th 2010, 11:02pm

Whilst wandering through the town in search of Gold, you over hear a very loud (and very bad) fake Scottish accent bragging about his last Plunder! You sneak up behind him and see that it's Tibbsy! You quickly Disguise yourself as the Farmer's wife and club him over the back of the head! You steal his loot and slip away leaving him thinking up his revenge on the FArmers wife!
The biggest thing, lacking in the world today, is "Common sense"! (and the ability to think before acting!) ;) :thumbsup:
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Monday, August 9th 2010, 11:56pm

You raid GAS's pockets and come out with handfuls of gold. :D
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Monday, August 9th 2010, 11:58pm

After a horse race you steal the winning 3 legged donkey and sell him for a large profit.
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 12:01am

while scavenging for food you come across a bag full with gold.
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 12:02am

You place all you old on a cup and guessed right. You won ....
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 12:02am

You place all you gold on a cup and guessed right. You won ....
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 1:19am

Bored with a life of plunder and adventure you decide to retire and become an accountant. Unfortunately your mental abilities are stretched beyond their limits and you are fired by the Bank for gross incompetence. You return to the Bank the following day and empty its vault into your saddlebags whilst uttering anti-capitalist slogans and waving a black flag. 1000g 10xp

Falling from your horse after it stumbled in a particularly treacherous pothole, you suffer a minor yet incapacitating injury. The resulting lawsuit earns you a decent haul. 1000g 10xp

Upon returning home one day, you discover your pet goose laying sparkling eggs. In a quick visit to the local Fabergé dealer you swap the Diamond-Encrusted Egg for a wad of cash. 1000g 6xp

While perusing the market in Jerusalem, a man in a white hood attempts to stab you in the throat with a strange pointy thing attached to his wrist. After convincing him that you are in fact NOT a Templar, he apologises and starts to walk away. As soon as his back is turned you strike him unconscious with your weapon and drag his body to the local authorities and collect a hefty reward. 1200g 12xp

While riding along the highway one day, you notice 3 red dots appear on your chest. A large Austrian man emerges from the roadside vegetation and tells you to "Smear cold mud on yourself". Barely have these words escaped his mouth when he is eviscerated by something invisible. You gallop away as fast as you can. A national newspaper pays you a large amount for your "Remarkable Story of the Unknown" 800g 8xp

During your commute to your favourite plundering spot (Lovely views of the Jordan Valley and copious free stabling facilities), you stumble across a large group of ninjas and pirates engaged in a mass brawl. While they are distracted you rifle through their knapsacks and pilfer any and all valuables. 800g 8xp

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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 2:27am

More successful plunders

A lurks by a pub outhouse at midnight, but is spotted by B just in
time. B sneaks around behind A, yells BOO, and A lurches startled
into the outhouse. B then pushes it over. This popular latrine has
not been cleaned out in 20 years.


A calls a halt in the battle and buys B poutine, Beavertails and rich
Canadian beer. B has a heart attack and is rushed to the nearest
hospice. Fortunately, B has medical insurance and is able to pay for
treatment and return to fight another day.


...Yes, I ken William Twyti
An he ought to be gagged
With his hounds and his horn in the morning.

(T. H. White)

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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:03pm

the gods are looking down on you and shower you with loot
900gold
10xp

you trip on a paving stone and sue the local council with success
1000gold
10xp

Who needs tixxes when you have plunders like this
900gold
10xp
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:10pm

You put that three legged donkey out of it's misery and sell the meat to a local butcher.
8xp
800gold
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:15pm

Whilst doing a spot of fishing you see a shiny thing in the water. You dive in and find an ancient Egyptian coin.
8xp
850gold
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:19pm

You invite the plunder fairy round for dinner. Luckily for you she likes your cooking
10xp
900gold
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:22pm

Congratulations! you won this plunder.
10xp
800gold
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:25pm

You run over a Knight in your new Aston Martin. You have just enough time to pinch his wallet before the police come.
8xp
800gold
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Tuesday, August 10th 2010, 6:29pm

a merchant hires you to make love to his rottweiler and pull his 87 year old grannies bad tooth out. Or was that the other way around???
10xp
1000gold
scared for life
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 10:56am

Apon your travels, you see a travelling circus. With all eagerness, you volunteer for the freak show. The crowd love you and give handsome donations.

600+g
10EXP
5 Rotten tomatoes
A cabbage

You find work as a mercenary and go off to raid all of the nearby villages

After a disappointing day, you return home only to stumble across the golden cement! Gleefully, you start building a golden house with the cement and a past found golden brick


Ill put all of these in the correct thread now :D
She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 12:22pm

*You are sacking a neighboring castle, you burst through the doors with the aid of a battering ram, slaying all the guardians of the gate. Your superior prowess in battle has earned you a name in legend and a hefty portion of the spoils.

*You are invited to a tournament in a neighboring kingdom. You manage to knock your opponent off his horse, and ransom his horse back to him for a large sum.

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 1:07pm

HWT pays you a large bribe to befriend them on FaceBook.
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HW:?: 2 words.... X P

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 1:10pm

As the enemy besieges your castle, they fling dead cattle over the wall. You are pleasantly surprised when you realize they accidentally flung their own purse over. You smile imagining the dread on their face at the realization of their mistake.
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HW:?: 2 words.... X P

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 1:21pm

By the grace of your deity your quest of riches brings you home a richer warrior than you left. Your faith is more resolute by these results.
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 2:36pm

You fall asleep in an Mangonel. it gets fired and catapults you to another dimension. you are treated like a king!
10xp
unlimited gold
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 2:43pm

You see a herd of pike-men carrying the kings treasures. you make mince meat of the men and take your riches :)
10xp
900gold
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 2:46pm

You decide to give up fighting and take a carear in painting. You paint landscapes as far as the eye could see and sell them at auction for a mint.
You put Andy Warhol to shame with the price they bring.
10xp
3.2million gold
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 2:54pm

you enter a crossword competion. guess what? You won.
10xp
900gold
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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 4:40pm

Whist in the tavern you trip over a uneven floor board
You sue HWT for negligence and win

Lots of gold

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 4:42pm

After some hours lurking at the back of the tavern you see the inn keeping locking up for the night
gripping your rubber cosh tighly you creep up on him and knock him senseless and remove the
entire nights thimbling takings from him.

Revenge and Gold

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Wednesday, August 11th 2010, 11:22pm

After lurking in the rafters of the local tavern, you deside to take a walk. Just outside the tavern you notice that someone has planted a big tree... You promptly cut it down, watching people fall out of it and sell it as firewood.

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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 12:54am

You plunder a big mercenary after a battle and take some of his pay. Surely he won't be happy once he regains his strength.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 12:58am

After unsuccessfully attempting to negotiate a better price with the blacksmith for a new weapon you've had your eyes on for some time, you decide to plunder his shop. That night, you ransack the shop and make off with the money from the week's sales (and the weapon you had had your eyes on.)*

*Somewhat unlikely that will actually happen, but I thought it a nice touch.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 1:00am

Frustrated over your lack of sales at the elixir stall, you proceed to rob the stall keeper, making off with a lot of gold and several elixirs in the process.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 1:02am

Upset over a recent loss in battle, you decide to plunder the enemy who had defeated you in retaliation, you make off with a lot of their gold.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 1:05am

Believing that the stall keeper of the weapons stall is holding back some of the gold you are owed from your sales, you decide to plunder the stall for all you can find, you ride home with a lot of gold and the receipts from your sales which prove he was holding back gold.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 4:34am

You bet on a arena fight and win big.
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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 1:46pm

After a night of drunken festivities at the local tavern, you wake up with a new wife and a newly spawned e-baby.... What happened?

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Thursday, August 12th 2010, 6:48pm

you notice sixty christian getting batterd by a one man order
after the battle you pillage all the fallen Heroes
800gold
10 xp