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Bigger Phil

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 12:07am

I'm a Holy War Slacker because...

Greetings All:

This thread is dedicated to why you are a Holy War slacker. You must state your Holy War problem, so you can start to fix it. This will enable you to rid yourself of unpleasant Holy War thougths and allow you to start on the path of Holy War success.

Im a Holy War slacker because I don't do equipment upgrades in a timely manner!

whew I feel better :-)

Corzich

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 12:26am

I'm a holy war slacker because I level at my own pace in a world of giants where I'll never catch up or be a huge hitter.....and I'm addicted to the game anyway!
Also, I waste at least 6 hours a day sleeping, more if I can get it.....

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 12:27am

I'm a Holy War Slacker because I often hit the snooze button on my alarm, which means I miss out on 15 minutes of work in each world (W1, W2, W3, W4, and RL). I often do this even when I'm at full health, and I don't even get 15 minutes of mansion healing.
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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 2:13pm

I am a holy war slacker because I usually sleep in when I am enrolled for battles and end up donating my work pay to everybody.



badhaggis

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 3:23pm

what is this "holy war" you talk of?
If you can see badhaggis he can see you, if you can't see badhaggis you're 2 seconds from death.



Om of Iron Warriors

Vedauwoo

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 4:52pm

Im am a slacker because

sometimes I lose time between attacks while reading the forum.

Ranock_Ironfist

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 5:00pm

Im am a slacker because

You can't seem to find me when you really need me :D

I would say find one person you'll probably find me... but you have less of a chance of finding her.

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 7:21pm

I am a H-W slacker because I have an insane amount of elixirs saved up and still haven't upgraded!! :rolleyes: (even Humility would be suprised at how many I have)
Follow me I know the way, lemming.

The Missing Rum

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Tuesday, August 26th 2008, 7:35pm

im an HW slacker because i prefer to spend my time hauling on W1 even if it is not beneficial for me.
completing plunders and exp attacks are rare

Lionidis

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 8:40am

I'm a holy war slacker because I have to go to my kids school concert in a few minutes and I can't come up with a believable excuse why I need to stay and finish my plunders and continue hauling gold.

Ranock_Ironfist

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 9:30am

I'm a holy war slacker because I have to go to my kids school concert in a few minutes and I can't come up with a believable excuse why I need to stay and finish my plunders and continue hauling gold.
Go with... You had to wash your hair...

Lionidis

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 3:22pm

I said believable. I am about 3/4 of the way through my own personal recession. In fact I have about as much hair as that little smiley man just down there.
:P

Ranock_Ironfist

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 4:40pm

I said believable. I am about 3/4 of the way through my own personal recession. In fact I have about as much hair as that little smiley man just down there.
:P
Well... one man did say If you are gonna lie, make it a big one.

Bigger Phil

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 6:43pm

Theme Song

The Holy War Slacker Theme Song is--------

Working Girl by the Members. You can catch it on youtube :-)

The Black Knight

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Wednesday, August 27th 2008, 8:20pm

I'm a slacker because I can't be bothered to read the updated posts on our cash cow board. So I still hit the guy who gave out 782gp at one time but hasn't given out more then 3gp in the last five hits, including 0gp an hour and a half ago.

Errgh...

Lord of Misfit

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Monday, September 1st 2008, 5:35am

For some reasen cows always run of when I am a rund. My w/d is bad, when I started in w4 ppl whas geting around lvl 30 and I whas in a hury too get ther gold 8|

longo

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Wednesday, September 10th 2008, 6:13pm

I'm a Holy War Slacker because...

I keep forgetting to collect my merc gold on w3 and now im a cow MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:cursing: :cursing: :cursing: :cursing:
lee 8)

DemiGod Subarna

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Thursday, September 11th 2008, 9:23pm

I'm a Holy War Slacker because...

I'm a human being! I need to sleep and eat!
Subarna the Divine Warrior ,Ex-OM of PACT The Berserkers in World 5
Yudhishtir - Joined W6 on the 23rd of October
"Go with the Flow!!!"

Bigger Phil

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Wednesday, September 17th 2008, 5:52pm

calling out slackers!

You are a Holy War slacker when you try to give your old account away because a new world has started!


Im not guilty....but just look as some of the posts!

DemiGod Subarna

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Thursday, September 18th 2008, 5:06pm

Because

Each time I have a lot of gold on me, the ISP shuts down and I turn into a cow
Subarna the Divine Warrior ,Ex-OM of PACT The Berserkers in World 5
Yudhishtir - Joined W6 on the 23rd of October
"Go with the Flow!!!"

CPT Al

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Saturday, October 4th 2008, 6:24pm

I'm a slacker because I'm never on during weekends, I've been playing on W2 since DEC 07 and I'm only a weak lvl 55.

Bigger Phil

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Thursday, November 13th 2008, 5:21am

Im a Holy War slacker because I spend more time in the forum than I do on game.

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Thursday, November 20th 2008, 2:35am

Im a Holy-War slacker because I have played this game for a year. I have put off getting drunk, going to parties, going out to eat, possibly getting some, and just hanging out with friends to play this game. If you start playing this game it consumes you.

Janet H

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Thursday, November 20th 2008, 12:36pm

If you start playing this game it consumes you.
Ain't that the truth!!! :S

I think anyone who's highly competitive, is addiction-prone, or who suffers some measure of obsessive-compulsive disorder is likely to be eaten up by Holy-War.

Janet (and free of Holy-War for three weeks today) :thumbup:

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Thursday, November 20th 2008, 10:07pm

slacker

I'm a HOLY WAR slacker because I take my laptop to the gas station at night to buy smokes for my wife and log on to check my character's status and if any battles are going on + I get up early on Saturday to play before anyone else wakes up.

Man am I a Loser or WHAT !!

Spud

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Thursday, November 20th 2008, 10:25pm

Lol Spud. I think all of us have had that "Special" HW moment. Mine was when I was at work. There was a battle and I wanted to know how I did. Theres a glass window behind me so I had to be secretive about it. I finally found out that my order had won.

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Thursday, November 20th 2008, 10:34pm

Im a Holy-War slacker because I have played this game for a year. I have put off getting drunk, going to parties, going out to eat, possibly getting some, and just hanging out with friends to play this game. If you start playing this game it consumes you.
Why put off getting drunk? Just keep playing while you're getting drunk. It worked well enough for si murray; it's not like he ever accidentally sold all his gear and went into a battle or anything.

Oh wait....

OK, look at GulFalco. He started a week after me, and, despite always playing drunk, he's... OK, how about tropiben? Oh.. yeah.

Well, there has to be a good example in there somewhere.

PS, Janet, you're not truly free until you leave the forums, too. You're like that guy who quit smoking pot but still hangs out to get the smell and a little contact high.:) (And really, who can resist the powerful pheromones in the smell of Underground?)
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Janet H

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Friday, November 21st 2008, 12:02am

who can resist the powerful pheromones in the smell of Underground?
yeewwwwwwwww :thumbdown:



:P

illyrian

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Sunday, November 23rd 2008, 12:48am

Janet (and free of Holy-War for three weeks today) :thumbup:
I am so proud of you Janet!!! maybe we should open a 12 step program for all people suffering from this disease, but of course we will not do it for free. They can pay either with a check, paypal or w4-w6 tixxes..erm... scratch the last one :p

Also i can start stalking you for real this time around hehe :p

Mulvers

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Monday, November 24th 2008, 8:35pm

You mean people play this game sober!?!?!?!?!?! ..... Sweet Suffering Kermit on a Pogo stick! How do y'all cope?

Bigger Phil

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Tuesday, December 2nd 2008, 12:08am

Im a slacker because I have never been banned!

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Tuesday, December 2nd 2008, 1:35am

Im a slacker because I have never been banned!
Have you at least been warned?

I've been warned twice, both times by Tamaska, and both times she warned me on IRC instead of in the shoutbox, so I don't know if that counts.
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Bigger Phil

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Tuesday, December 2nd 2008, 11:35pm

I have been warned twice- once in W5 and one time W4. W5- I was picking on people....got asked to settle down within 5 minutes of playing. W4- long conversation with many branches. Thought the MOD told other people to quit talking- not me :thumbsup:

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Bigger Phil" (Dec 31st 2008, 10:23pm)


Bigger Phil

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Tuesday, December 23rd 2008, 9:16pm

Im a holy war slacker because I don't care about getting the elite weapons.

Bigger Phil

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Wednesday, December 31st 2008, 10:22pm

I'm a Holy War slacker because I finally took work gold to a battle :(

Janet H

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Thursday, January 1st 2009, 12:01pm

I'm a slacker because I finally got caught without an SF while plundering ........ but it's worse ........ I got caught in two worlds within five minutes of one another.

I learned the hard way that staying up and doing hits for 40 hours straight has a negative affect on my ability to focus.

Mulvers

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Wednesday, January 7th 2009, 2:34pm

Im a Holy-War slacker because Im too tight fisted to renew prem ..... until non-prem sends me crazy .....

Just look at me in w1/w2/Tag 1 at the mo ...... i estimate 2 more days of patience.....

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Wednesday, January 14th 2009, 9:08am

I cleverly timed my work shifts in all 4 worlds to end just as I was getting home from RL work... 30 minutes after the server maintenance shutdown. So, now I'm missing out on wages for that entire time.
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Mulvers

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Wednesday, January 14th 2009, 2:25pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You fool! Only now, at the end, do you understand!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA



(random Star Wars quote of the day complete :thumbup: )

THUDW5

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Sunday, January 18th 2009, 12:31am

I'm a Holy-War slacker because I went to the army camp yesterday forgetting I had my Iron Brim for sale in the stalls. It sold 25 minutes before battle and I gave away 1900 gold :evil:
THUD--W5 OM of AOL *deleted*
Repent--W6--changed name to THUD January 16, 2009--account sold
THUD--W8--member of Pagan Mafia