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First ,I will give you the Male Plundering Fact. Men Plundering in HW: Some days are good some days are bad. There is no grand conspiracy or other external factors that effects basic male plundering. All men have basic 60/40 luck, we accept this fact and move on with our basic HW activities.

Now with females it’s more complicated. First I will give you mathematical terms, followed by the formula and then conclusion:

**Givens:[/**u]

Women get 8 hours of rest per day and incur no positive or negative effects during this time( ie Women can not nag while asleep)

Lady Luck and Beginners Luck have no effect after one month of game play.

[u]**Negative Factors**

N= Nagging Percentage Range .15 to.75

CS= Catty Comments/Sarcasm Percentage Range .1 to .4

M=Manipulating Percentage Range .25 to .75

V=Vindictiveness Factor Range 0 to .99

**Positive Factors**

F=Friendliness Percentage Range .25 to .75

*MP= Proverbs 31 Mirroring Factor Range to .20 to .75

BHW= Basic Game Mechanics = 2

**Variable Factors **

SE= Your three measurements (bust,waist,hips) added together. If your SE is 92 or below it becomes a negative factor. If your SE is 93 or above it become a positive factor.

**Final Product**

PP= Plunder Percentage

**Formula**

BHW+F+ MP – N –CS-M-V + or – SE=PP

PP X 12= Plunder Experience

*For Pagans females who don’t own, have ever seen or have read a bible. All you have to do is compare yourself against the Wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz. Your formula is your percentage minus 1 equals your MP percentage.

**Conclusion:**

This is only a theory. If I have forgotten any factors or overlooked anything- please comment.

Now with females it’s more complicated. First I will give you mathematical terms, followed by the formula and then conclusion:

Women get 8 hours of rest per day and incur no positive or negative effects during this time( ie Women can not nag while asleep)

Lady Luck and Beginners Luck have no effect after one month of game play.

[u]

N= Nagging Percentage Range .15 to.75

CS= Catty Comments/Sarcasm Percentage Range .1 to .4

M=Manipulating Percentage Range .25 to .75

V=Vindictiveness Factor Range 0 to .99

F=Friendliness Percentage Range .25 to .75

*MP= Proverbs 31 Mirroring Factor Range to .20 to .75

BHW= Basic Game Mechanics = 2

SE= Your three measurements (bust,waist,hips) added together. If your SE is 92 or below it becomes a negative factor. If your SE is 93 or above it become a positive factor.

PP= Plunder Percentage

BHW+F+ MP – N –CS-M-V + or – SE=PP

PP X 12= Plunder Experience

*For Pagans females who don’t own, have ever seen or have read a bible. All you have to do is compare yourself against the Wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz. Your formula is your percentage minus 1 equals your MP percentage.

This is only a theory. If I have forgotten any factors or overlooked anything- please comment.

Zaps Phil with her carriage-mounted, bio-metrically controlled, quasar-boosted laser cannon, thus rendering him a blackened pile of ash, slightly smaller than a sugar cube, which is then picked at by a horde of flies and scattered amongst a thousand dung heaps; thereafter, through molecular entropy and succeeding co-valence, the likelihood of any anatomical reassembly of Bigger Phil is virtually impossible.

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "Janet H" (Dec 6th 2008, 6:53pm)

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This is only a theory. If I have forgotten any factors or overlooked anything- please comment.

You forgot to include that time of the month. Which could be negative or postive. They will scare HW so bad that they get good plunders, or HW will fight back, with bad plunders. Thus creating an even more hostile world for all

I will test my theory with Jan as my subject If she lets me of course

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Great point! The forumal has to be run on a daily basis because each female is different each day. Thus time of the month- Now Known as the TOM Effect will directly affect and increase the 4 Negative factors(N,CS,M and V). It will also reduce the Positive F factor. All others factors should stay the same.

Great point! The forumal has to be run on a daily basis because each female is different each day. Thus time of the month- Now Known as the TOM Effect will directly affect and increase the 4 Negative factors(N,CS,M and V). It will also reduce the Positive F factor. All others factors should stay the same.

Zaps Phil with her carriage-mounted, bio-metrically controlled, quasar-boosted laser cannon, thus rendering him a blackened pile of ash, slightly smaller than a sugar cube, which is then picked at by a horde of flies and scattered amongst a thousand dung heaps; thereafter, through molecular entropy and succeeding co-valence, the likelihood of any anatomical reassembly of Bigger Phil is virtually impossible.

V=Vindictiveness Factor Range 0 to .99

Looks like your V factor might be a little low.

*stops* all you guys should be ashamed of yourselves! You are acting like it is 1008 instead of 2008.

*fades like a dream at dawn*

I have tried and tried to make the math work, but I still feel that there something missing in the formula............I will try to figure out what it is once my wife release me from the locked room I'm currently being held hostage in......

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The basic theory is that Protestant men (i.e. Bigger Phil) wind up laying on the ground from the agony that women inflict upon them or ... I think this equation works nicely:

K= Kicks from female counterpart= Number of comments about TOM are measured by 1.

D= Durabilty of area of interest= This is always 0.95. Always and let no man tell you different.

C= Odds of having children= This is a percentage based on the outcome of the equation.

D - K = C

Thus, BP should be negative children. This has led me to the conclusion of 2 possibilities:

1. BP has killed children.

2. Or, once C is a negative number, it is treated as 0.

K= Kicks from female counterpart= Number of comments about TOM are measured by 1.

D= Durabilty of area of interest= This is always 0.95. Always and let no man tell you different.

C= Odds of having children= This is a percentage based on the outcome of the equation.

D - K = C

Thus, BP should be negative children. This has led me to the conclusion of 2 possibilities:

1. BP has killed children.

2. Or, once C is a negative number, it is treated as 0.

Oi, those are the best threads in the forum!BW it was a worthy post...at least it wasn't on "Who posts next or Count to 1000" Like many of my wasted posts

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"Go with the Flow!!!"

Shopping- I dont think shopping would be a major factor. The reason- if she is so concern about shopping- her HW skills are minimal at best. Probably not a hard core player- it's only when we dedicates herself to HW will the Plunder formula come into effect.

Reminder- The Female Plunder formula must be run every day due to the changing status of the female domestic.

The Male Formula must stay the same: 2xp for experience with a random between 0-1000 for gold. Reasons?Reminder- The Female Plunder formula must be run every day due to the changing status of the female domestic.

1. They can always brag about how much gold they make with so little experience

2. You don't need experience to buy drinks in SB for the ladies. You need gold

Draven W4

After all, she does not smite Howard Stern or football

it's the old rule----pretty/slender/smexy girls are harder to deal with and bigger girls have better personalities.

This is not a hard and fast rule, but more truthful than not

SE= Your three measurements (bust,waist,hips) added together. If your SE is 92 or below it becomes a negative factor. If your SE is 93 or above it become a positive factor.

As long as he is the one who's parking the car near to a wall*, why complaining?

You must have a different default font or different DPI on you monitor. Either that, or girls have been very kind to you over the years.However in both cultures this:

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Is Six Inches depending on who is asking/telling/measuring

*old joke

Draven W4

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